Amway

Parody Lyrics by © Glick & Phillips; Tune of  "My Way"

And now, that we are here

Oh by the way, It’s great to know ya

My friend, let me be clear

There’s somethin great I’d like to show ya

My heart is very full, there is so much

that now I can say

This is your lucky day, I’m selling Amway

…

Those spots there on your rug

They’re really bad, I have to tell ya

But our new spot remover

It just works great, I’d like to sell ya

And if you buy our line

Of cleaning products you will make my day

It’s all about the fun of selling Amway

…

Yes there are folks who sponsor me

Who are now where I’d like to be

There’s something I Would like to do

And that would be to sponsor you

The more you sell it works out well

For me in Amway

…

I laughed when people say

That we are just pyramid schemers

We’re a mul--tilevel com-

pany made up of diamond dreamers

Who gather at reunions

At resorts where we all can play

It’s all about the soap when selling Amway

…

For in this life what is it for

Settle for less or grasp for more

To sell the stuff, to make the money

To get so rich it isn’t ftmnny

To have nice things, to live like kings

By selling Amway !

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