Bridgewater

Bridgewater

Parody Lyrics © by Glick & Phillips

To tune of Cool Water by Nolan

There was a fool who found a school

To teach his only daughter

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10^th grade she liked so fine. She took it three times

And wore out whoever taught her

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She’d try real hard and then get tired

And sleep more than she oughter

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Her grades was bad and then her Dad

He wrote a check and bought her

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He tried to get her to enter into JMU

And the same with EMU

But there was no place they would allot her

She met a boy named Lew, on the third shift at Perdue

In about a week or two

They lost control and went to Dayton

Nine months to the day in a family way

She had her Dad’s granddaughter

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She got in that state where she gained weight

It wasn’t hard to spot her

Then she broke water

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