Prozac in the Morning ©

Parody lyrics by Glick & Phillips

Chorus:

Ooooh...Prozac in the morning Viagra in the evening

Phen-Fen at suppertime

Set your alarm for midnight take your sleeping pill on time

Prozac in the morning Viagra in the evening

Phen-Fen at suppertime

Take this medication and pay your bill on time

…

I’m under the weather my spirits sort of damp

I wrote so many prescriptions I had a writer’s cramp

If I had a nickel for every script I wrote

I’d buy me another Beamer to pull my motor boat

…

Your new antidepressant made you gain some weight

Would have tried some Phen-Fen but now it is too late

Now it’s time for Valium soon you’re feelin’ fine

Even though you’re overweight you don’t really mind

…

Go get my Viagra it’s over on the shelf

When I take it somehow I feel better about myself

I’ll rise to the occasion I’ll be your Romeo

Derned if I don’t feel just like Leonardo Dicaprio

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